How many of you are a little tired of all the really long, complex, rights-waiving, non-negotiated licensing agreements foisted upon us when we install software, buy products at Best Buy, or download songs from an online music service? My guess is that you really don't read those agreements, but if you did, you would see how silly these companies are getting.
However, the good folks over at reasonableagreement.org have the right idea. They have an anti-EULA that they suggest you put on your credit card slips when you sign them, or include with your warranty cards when you mail them back, or put them at the bottom of your emails.
So, while you can go to their site and see how this agreement can be customized for your particular use, here is a reasonable agreement for this webpage:
READ CAREFULLY. By reading this webpage you agree, on behalf of your employer, to release me from all obligations and waivers arising from any and all NON-NEGOTIATED agreements, licenses, terms-of-service, shrinkwrap, clickwrap, browsewrap, confidentiality, non-disclosure, non-compete and acceptable use policies (”BOGUS AGREEMENTS”) that I have entered into with your employer, its partners, licensors, agents and assigns, in perpetuity, without prejudice to my ongoing rights and privileges. You further represent that you have the authority to release me from any BOGUS AGREEMENTS on behalf of your employer.Oh, and have a nice day.