I thought John Wesley's Top 5 Ways to Build a Wonderful Life were pretty good:
- Live Below Your Means
- Put Your Money to Work
- Educate Yourself
- Develop Lasting Personal Relationships
- Work Towards a Dream You're Passionate About
As someone who will soon be taking a long flight, the headline of this recent news article says almost as much as I care to read: "Airline apologizes for sewage on plane".
Don't blame me for the joke below (and, no, I do not know who to blame):
The scientists who died and are in heaven decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who is it first........... He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting: 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing right in front of him........ Einstein says "Newton's out..Newton's out....." Newton denies this and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......" All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes me Newton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
And, because she's cute: our cat, talking:
