So I took my kettlebell in to work today to show some folks, and someone installed the following End-User License Agreement on my kettlebell:
BY ACCEPTING THIS KETTLEBELL THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS KETTLEBELL INTO YOUR BUILDING.
This was a humorous take on that incident a few years ago with outrage and frustration against SONY BMG for putting spyware on their music CDs — back then someone had posted about installing an EULA on a brick and sending it to Sony through their window.
So now my wife can’t get mad at me if the kettlebell slips from my hands during training and breaks anything — I’m covered!
